Tito is doing what he can to help protect man’s best friend. Click the pic for more:
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Tito is doing what he can to help protect man’s best friend. Click the pic for more:
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Author: Satan Claws
The dead and myself have been working diligently down here in the “South Pole” on this year’s X-Mas(sacre) List. It is nearly complete (I’ve been a little sluggish lately..all this fucking food! Newborns are harder to digest than one might expect). Here’s a snippet of what I’ll be bringing everyone (in no particular order…CHAOS!!!):
Fedor: A renewal of the invincibility powers I bestowed upon him in exchange for his soul many years ago.
Andrei Arlovsky: The illusion of a chance at beating Fedor, followed by severe disappointment.
Tim Sylvia: A selection of assorted pee-pees for the tasting.
Matt Serra: The opportunity to kick bible-toting Matt Hughes’ Midwestern ass on behalf of NY and Italian-Americans everywhere. Look for the State to lift the ban on MMA in NY within the next few months, thereby allowing this fight to happen at the Garden. In the alternative, expect State Senate and Assembly members to die a fiery-death!
Alistair Overeem: Kneepads.
CroCop: A fancy pen for his impending retirement.
UFC: What do you get for the company that has everything?
Wanderlei Silva: A win against Rampage (but does he really need assistance from me?) followed by a shot a UFC LHW Champ Rashad Evans (there I go letting mortals in on the future again).
Big Nog: The full support of Hades in his run for the “official” UFC HW title. He’s a good shit, that one.
Frank Mir: The word “ASSHOLE” tattooed on his forehead.
Frank Shamrock: Invisible braces.
Tito Ortiz: A clue.
Anderson Silva: A challenge (NOTE TO JOE SILVA: Thales Leites is not a challenge).
Keith Jardine: Good advice: don’t take the rematch with Liddell. You already have the W on your resume.
Bas Ruten: A new job…you’re ruining Inside MMA for me.
Phillipe Nover: Takedown defense (in the hopes that he may still one day prove himself to be the savior of NY MMA).
Badr Hari: A K-1 Rulebook.
Gina Carano: A video camera on which to record a high-quality homemade porno to be leaked on the internet.
US Fight Fans: A good, non-streaming, method of watching Fields Dynamite on New Years Eve (should be one HELL of a show [evil laugh]).
Now remember kiddies, if you hear someone rummaging through your house on
Christmas Eve…you should stay in your beds or I’ll chop your fucking
heads off with a butcher knife, string them together and make myself a giant
child-head cock-ring!!!
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